Today the Lizard feels greatly relieved. As a poor reptile skittering from rock to rock to find a sunny spot for basking on this chilly day, and wondering where his next juicy insect is coming from, I don't really need other things to have to think about. My lizard brain would be overtaxed.
Fortunately, the outcome of yesterday's election is not one of my concerns! The President (TAPWNDSHN)* has informed us that he's already won, thus relieving us of a lot of worry, saving us from wasting time and effort on needless vote-counting. What a guy! It's so great to have a decider at the helm, isn't it?
* The All Powerful Wizard None Dare State His Name
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